Life is like that commercial for the board game Crossfire. We're all a bunch of 12-year-olds who look like they just walked off the set of Mad Max, and we're all ready to do battle. Some of us are winners and get to pump our fist and look straight into the camera, while some of us are losers and are sent flying into oblivion, presumably to die. Weekend Web is all about those losers.

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A bunch of kids who watch way too much Dragon Ball Z think they have magic powers and can hang out on the astral plane with Sonic the hedgehog.

If I don't get all 8 hours I get cranky, too.

It would be a lot easier to just grow a teenage pube-style beard and act really mean to everyone.

This is almost like Thriller but way less believable.

Please get a hold of Sonic and ask him why the controls in Sonic Spinball were so awful.

"Deluge" from the Internet will take care of your demons right after he fights Vegeta.

Now would be a good time to mention that "Kat" is a Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction character.

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