Not even Oedipus himself would reply to this one.
The fire border gives the illusion that he's trapped in a burning house. How sexy!
Also good at sweating and belching. Don't be shy.
He looks like a confused Fonzie.
I don't know of a whole lot of Hooters girls that look like gym teachers.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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