Not even Oedipus himself would reply to this one.

The fire border gives the illusion that he's trapped in a burning house. How sexy!

Also good at sweating and belching. Don't be shy.

He looks like a confused Fonzie.

Fly's open.

I don't know of a whole lot of Hooters girls that look like gym teachers.

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