Not even Oedipus himself would reply to this one.
The fire border gives the illusion that he's trapped in a burning house. How sexy!
Also good at sweating and belching. Don't be shy.
He looks like a confused Fonzie.
I don't know of a whole lot of Hooters girls that look like gym teachers.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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