Henry, you erotic beast!!

I went to Big Lots the other day and I can tell you that weird white people are in no danger of dying out anytime soon.

Oh, my Sharpie-eyebrowed princess. My heart feels as big and as full as your face.

The spikes must be there to prevent family members from strangling his goofy ass.

What is up with guys and vests?

I loved that Drew Carey show.

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