Henry, you erotic beast!!
I went to Big Lots the other day and I can tell you that weird white people are in no danger of dying out anytime soon.
Oh, my Sharpie-eyebrowed princess. My heart feels as big and as full as your face.
The spikes must be there to prevent family members from strangling his goofy ass.
What is up with guys and vests?
I loved that Drew Carey show.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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