Henry, you erotic beast!!
I went to Big Lots the other day and I can tell you that weird white people are in no danger of dying out anytime soon.
Oh, my Sharpie-eyebrowed princess. My heart feels as big and as full as your face.
The spikes must be there to prevent family members from strangling his goofy ass.
What is up with guys and vests?
I loved that Drew Carey show.
Donald Trump is constantly being compared to infamous political figures and villains from movies. Finally, the correct comparison is here.
Now that Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize in literature, hopefully these other great musicians will win the award in the future.
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