It's a mystery why the father didn't hang around.

Oh yeah, I'm totally into corpse and destruction, too. But disease? Not so much.

Gross, it looks like mismatched mannequin parts.

He might be interested in psychology but I don't think he's very good at it.

This guy looks like someone who'd approach you at a car wash and try to sell you something.


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