It's a mystery why the father didn't hang around.
Oh yeah, I'm totally into corpse and destruction, too. But disease? Not so much.
Gross, it looks like mismatched mannequin parts.
He might be interested in psychology but I don't think he's very good at it.
This guy looks like someone who'd approach you at a car wash and try to sell you something.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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