I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You may not know this but wearing or not wearing tank tops is a hot issue in the Melbourne community.
This is some huge shit.
Try reading this stuff out loud to someone. It's hillarious. Really, try it.
We got some funny *'s up in here. I love the guy who makes the pictures.
Clubbing is a great career path.
Shut up retard.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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