I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You may not know this but wearing or not wearing tank tops is a hot issue in the Melbourne community.
This is some huge shit.
Try reading this stuff out loud to someone. It's hillarious. Really, try it.
We got some funny *'s up in here. I love the guy who makes the pictures.
Clubbing is a great career path.
Shut up retard.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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