I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You may not know this but wearing or not wearing tank tops is a hot issue in the Melbourne community.
This is some huge shit.
Try reading this stuff out loud to someone. It's hillarious. Really, try it.
We got some funny *'s up in here. I love the guy who makes the pictures.
Clubbing is a great career path.
Shut up retard.
In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
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