I like big butts and I cannot lie.

You may not know this but wearing or not wearing tank tops is a hot issue in the Melbourne community.

This is some huge shit.

Try reading this stuff out loud to someone. It's hillarious. Really, try it.

We got some funny *'s up in here. I love the guy who makes the pictures.

Clubbing is a great career path.

That'a boy.

Shut up retard.

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