Hey great, more of that goofy hippie shit they talk about on commercials for healthy cereal.
Consider the option of a different barber, Donnie.
Philosophy was always a very interesting subject. The word philosophy comes from philo, meaning "wild, mind blowing shit to think about," and sophy, meaning "until you grow up a little more and realize it's a dumb waste of time."
All the fun of locker room small talk, none of the awkward nakedness.
I can only choose between extreme and stupid? How about extremely stupid?
"I'm ripping up my deformed dick, what should I do?!?"
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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