Hey great, more of that goofy hippie shit they talk about on commercials for healthy cereal.
Consider the option of a different barber, Donnie.
Philosophy was always a very interesting subject. The word philosophy comes from philo, meaning "wild, mind blowing shit to think about," and sophy, meaning "until you grow up a little more and realize it's a dumb waste of time."
All the fun of locker room small talk, none of the awkward nakedness.
I can only choose between extreme and stupid? How about extremely stupid?
"I'm ripping up my deformed dick, what should I do?!?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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