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Saturday, Sep 24, 2005 by Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)

Hey great, more of that goofy hippie shit they talk about on commercials for healthy cereal.

Consider the option of a different barber, Donnie.

Philosophy was always a very interesting subject. The word philosophy comes from philo, meaning "wild, mind blowing shit to think about," and sophy, meaning "until you grow up a little more and realize it's a dumb waste of time."

All the fun of locker room small talk, none of the awkward nakedness.

I can only choose between extreme and stupid? How about extremely stupid?

"I'm ripping up my deformed dick, what should I do?!?"

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