This is a valid concern, yes.

How about Jackée on the right over there?

"Wherefore art thou, lil romeo?"
"i am in a hot tub lets do it babey"

Well, it is a science fiction forum.

Checkmate (off the list of things this person will someday have).

That's it for this week. Thanks to my forum pals Rocket Sauce, Terrorsaurus, rapfan90, Deg, aerdil, AnInsomniac, touqueguy, Trustworthy, Sireg, Colorfinger, dsmurf, and Bleep.

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