What does anything mean anymore?

I don't believe in baseball, but I certainly don't believe in monster trucks.

What's the deal with planets? And don't even get me started on stars!

Grandma is a rebel who doesn't play by your so-called rules and regulations.

I could probably murder a fish with one punch.

Idiot America? No kidding.

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