What does anything mean anymore?
I don't believe in baseball, but I certainly don't believe in monster trucks.
What's the deal with planets? And don't even get me started on stars!
Grandma is a rebel who doesn't play by your so-called rules and regulations.
I could probably murder a fish with one punch.
Idiot America? No kidding.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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