Makes sense to me!

If there's one good thing to come from the character Miles O'Brien, it's how that smarmy asshole on CNN with the same name gets visibly miffed anytime someone mentions Star Trek.

This post symbolizes someone's dire need for a job.

Do you think Grady from Sanford and Son ever made out with a woman at a rodeo?

Once during a lunch break back in high school, I walked into the rarely used bathroom next to the field and found two guys hanging out inside. One had his shirt off, and the other was using several different colors of marker to draw the most detailed portrait of Xena I'd ever seen on the shirtless one's back. I never used that bathroom again.

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