I'm not a bitch. I'm the bitch!
All this for the low low price of 49.95!
Those were not very nice comments about your brother. I am telling your mother young lady!
Sweatin' to the oldies.
I have no arms and tie my shoes with my teeth. Please date me!
Because they can get consumer electronics at five percent above cost.
Greatest pickup line ever.
The internet will run red with the blood of the infidels.
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Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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