I'm not a bitch. I'm the bitch!

All this for the low low price of 49.95!

Those were not very nice comments about your brother. I am telling your mother young lady!

Sweatin' to the oldies.

I have no arms and tie my shoes with my teeth. Please date me!

Because they can get consumer electronics at five percent above cost.

Greatest pickup line ever.

The internet will run red with the blood of the infidels.

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