I'm not a bitch. I'm the bitch!
All this for the low low price of 49.95!
Those were not very nice comments about your brother. I am telling your mother young lady!
Sweatin' to the oldies.
I have no arms and tie my shoes with my teeth. Please date me!
Because they can get consumer electronics at five percent above cost.
Greatest pickup line ever.
The internet will run red with the blood of the infidels.
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‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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