Best thread ever.
YO MY MAMA THINKS SHE'S HOT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S NOT.
Ya'll need some book learnin'.
Where do I sign up?!
Seven boyfriends? All lasted for a year? So she started dating when she was 11?
Twelve inches is the highest you can choose? Boy that club must have some really short members.
I'm just going to randomly post "sLiPkNoT" on message boards. Oh wait, I'm not a 13 year old prick.
All these people who say, "Email for my pic :)" and "who has episodes of dragonball z plz email me" are all spam bots trying to get your email address. Don't fall for it!
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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