Best thread ever.
YO MY MAMA THINKS SHE'S HOT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S NOT.
Ya'll need some book learnin'.
Where do I sign up?!
Seven boyfriends? All lasted for a year? So she started dating when she was 11?
Twelve inches is the highest you can choose? Boy that club must have some really short members.
I'm just going to randomly post "sLiPkNoT" on message boards. Oh wait, I'm not a 13 year old prick.
All these people who say, "Email for my pic :)" and "who has episodes of dragonball z plz email me" are all spam bots trying to get your email address. Don't fall for it!
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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