Cut the bullshit and admit what you've done!
Metaphorically speaking of course, The Rapture is a lot like those claw machines, but instead of stuffed animals, they're filled with unborn fetuses.
Well, you did kind of fuck up. Enjoy eternity in Hell, bitch!
All dogs go to Heaven.... right?
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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