Cut the bullshit and admit what you've done!
Metaphorically speaking of course, The Rapture is a lot like those claw machines, but instead of stuffed animals, they're filled with unborn fetuses.
Well, you did kind of fuck up. Enjoy eternity in Hell, bitch!
All dogs go to Heaven.... right?
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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