Cut the bullshit and admit what you've done!
Metaphorically speaking of course, The Rapture is a lot like those claw machines, but instead of stuffed animals, they're filled with unborn fetuses.
Well, you did kind of fuck up. Enjoy eternity in Hell, bitch!
All dogs go to Heaven.... right?
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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