Cut the bullshit and admit what you've done!

Metaphorically speaking of course, The Rapture is a lot like those claw machines, but instead of stuffed animals, they're filled with unborn fetuses.

Well, you did kind of fuck up. Enjoy eternity in Hell, bitch!

All dogs go to Heaven.... right?

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