Ah yes, Satan will conquer us all with romance novels.
My friend's sister's cousin's aunt's boyfriend told me this very same thing. He was also in the military, so yea, that pretty much confirms it.
I hope it's warm piss, followed by riotous laughter, as if the entire thing was just one great big prank.
Oh I see what you did there.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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