Retro Junk is a forum where a bunch of manchildren show off whatever stupid childhood bullshit they've managed to piece together over the years. In the end, it's all about reminding them that life wasn't all that bad before growing up, living alone, and working in tech support.

I need to find this shit so I can finally learn how to piss in a toilet.

So get off my fucking back already mr3urious you baka gaijin.

Yup, sounds like your average relationship between a teenaged brother and sister to me!

Oh Speedy, you rascal.

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