How do people play Second Life when they can't even manage their first life? We've been asking this question for years now. Of course, we'll never be able to answer that, but what we can do is keep on making fun of Second Life ad nauseum. Hey, it's what we do best!
He needs a real life job to supplement the 4 dollars he makes from Second Life. Nothing that happens on Second Life can be classified as a "business model" unless that business model is failure.
I once passed by a Vietnamese restaurant that said Sum Dum Phuck and I wanted to go inside and see if there were any dumb fucks from Second Life.
At least there's one currency in the world that the dollar is stronger than.
You thought you could avoid it, but here's Second Life poetry!
Walt Whitman? More like Walt Witless.
It's just a game! Next thing you know people will be holding Second Life funerals.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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