Yes, I remember Janeway saying that. I think it was in the episode "Only Redeeming Factor."

For half that price I can make spaceship sounds and show you pictures of women with big boobs. You won't know the difference.

Now be polite and mail them some trash bags.

In space, no one can hear you scream for your friends to start the car while you're being chased by jocks.

Visualize yourself getting a job, crumbum.

Give some thought to taking a nap in the street.

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