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George Lucas's sixth and final virginity booster shot was administered to the nerds of the world on Thursday. Let's see how they're holding up.
They're bringing back the McRib!!
Unfortunately for this Penn lookalike, resembling a famous magician doesn't give it the power to make androgyny disappear.
You know you're a Star Wars geek when your best friend IS B.O.
Your replica lightsaber is revoked.
Go for a cement swim.
If anyone from Child Protective Services is reading, it might be a good idea to check in on this guy.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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