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George Lucas's sixth and final virginity booster shot was administered to the nerds of the world on Thursday. Let's see how they're holding up.

They're bringing back the McRib!!

Unfortunately for this Penn lookalike, resembling a famous magician doesn't give it the power to make androgyny disappear.

You know you're a Star Wars geek when your best friend IS B.O.

Your replica lightsaber is revoked.

Go for a cement swim.

If anyone from Child Protective Services is reading, it might be a good idea to check in on this guy.

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