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George Lucas's sixth and final virginity booster shot was administered to the nerds of the world on Thursday. Let's see how they're holding up.
They're bringing back the McRib!!
Unfortunately for this Penn lookalike, resembling a famous magician doesn't give it the power to make androgyny disappear.
You know you're a Star Wars geek when your best friend IS B.O.
Your replica lightsaber is revoked.
Go for a cement swim.
If anyone from Child Protective Services is reading, it might be a good idea to check in on this guy.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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