...that you'll never have.

Shooting blood, I hope.

This post is highly inappropriate and I suggest you look away.

Sure, I haven't actually played any of the games or even seen the thing in person, but I can already tell it won't be any fun. So FUCK YOU GUYS.

Most pictures are worth a thousand words. This one's worth about 20 and many of them are "nerds."

Thanks to my forum friends altruinomics, Lucki Chaarms, rmuser, Volte, puffery, Strike, Sam-, violentjim, Jigbit, Axl, RoboBlaster, Macro Killa and Sireg.

If you know of a terrible forum that would fit in here, you should email me right away!

– Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)

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