TEH SHUT UP TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH
...that you'll never have.
Shooting blood, I hope.
This post is highly inappropriate and I suggest you look away.
Sure, I haven't actually played any of the games or even seen the thing in person, but I can already tell it won't be any fun. So FUCK YOU GUYS.
Most pictures are worth a thousand words. This one's worth about 20 and many of them are "nerds."
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Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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