I hated your free entertainment, JERKS!!!!!

Run away from your computer more often.

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If you've seriously thought about it this hard, chances are not even a simulated girl would like you.

I don't know where that stereotype came from but most Americans don't write large letters with poop emoticons.

I understand now, too.

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