I hated your free entertainment, JERKS!!!!!

Run away from your computer more often.

Looks like someone took advantage of "TEST0STER0NE P1LLS d1scr33t d3l1v3ry adk13765jhuwwx"

If you've seriously thought about it this hard, chances are not even a simulated girl would like you.

I don't know where that stereotype came from but most Americans don't write large letters with poop emoticons.

I understand now, too.

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