I wish we lived in a Christmas nation and Jack Skellington was the president.
He wants to get LAID, dear.
But what children's book will I obsess over if not for Harry Potter?
Jesus, Dilbert, do you post in every damn thread? When do you have time to pray???
God put life on other planets for the sequel to the Bible. He thinks ahead that God.
Sorry we only read the Bible 'round these parts.
Kentucky Fried Christian
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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