I wish we lived in a Christmas nation and Jack Skellington was the president.
He wants to get LAID, dear.
But what children's book will I obsess over if not for Harry Potter?
Jesus, Dilbert, do you post in every damn thread? When do you have time to pray???
God put life on other planets for the sequel to the Bible. He thinks ahead that God.
Sorry we only read the Bible 'round these parts.
Kentucky Fried Christian
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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