I wish we lived in a Christmas nation and Jack Skellington was the president.
He wants to get LAID, dear.
But what children's book will I obsess over if not for Harry Potter?
Jesus, Dilbert, do you post in every damn thread? When do you have time to pray???
God put life on other planets for the sequel to the Bible. He thinks ahead that God.
Sorry we only read the Bible 'round these parts.
Kentucky Fried Christian
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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