I choose logic.
Speaking of being saved, save me a seat for this pointless religious Internet debate buffet! *rubs belly*
I don't think it's right to kill God, but we can stick him in a nursing somewhere to live out his final days.
10 kids got saved. 2 did not survive.
My prayers are with you.
Come on God, papa needs a new pair of mandolins!
These guys are pretty good. It only took two posts for them to realize this was a gimmick troll. Bravo.
One, two, or even three times a day I perform my own little holocaust right in front of the computer.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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