I choose logic.
Speaking of being saved, save me a seat for this pointless religious Internet debate buffet! *rubs belly*
I don't think it's right to kill God, but we can stick him in a nursing somewhere to live out his final days.
10 kids got saved. 2 did not survive.
My prayers are with you.
Come on God, papa needs a new pair of mandolins!
These guys are pretty good. It only took two posts for them to realize this was a gimmick troll. Bravo.
One, two, or even three times a day I perform my own little holocaust right in front of the computer.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
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