I choose logic.
Speaking of being saved, save me a seat for this pointless religious Internet debate buffet! *rubs belly*
I don't think it's right to kill God, but we can stick him in a nursing somewhere to live out his final days.
10 kids got saved. 2 did not survive.
My prayers are with you.
Come on God, papa needs a new pair of mandolins!
These guys are pretty good. It only took two posts for them to realize this was a gimmick troll. Bravo.
One, two, or even three times a day I perform my own little holocaust right in front of the computer.
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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