A small price to pay for not having to read your posts.
All girls are sluts.
Haha Jesus Christ, talk about a stick up your ass. Do the Something Awful Forums mods have weekend jobs at Teens-4-Christ? Blammo.
Yikes, you look ghastly, do you have AIDS? No, I'm just a vegetarian.
I like when the titties are flopping out I just do okay.
God is dead. If you want proof just read any post by ImaSaved1.
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Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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