Amen!


A small price to pay for not having to read your posts.


All girls are sluts.


Haha Jesus Christ, talk about a stick up your ass. Do the Something Awful Forums mods have weekend jobs at Teens-4-Christ? Blammo.


Yikes, you look ghastly, do you have AIDS? No, I'm just a vegetarian.


I like when the titties are flopping out I just do okay.


God is dead. If you want proof just read any post by ImaSaved1.


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