A small price to pay for not having to read your posts.
All girls are sluts.
Haha Jesus Christ, talk about a stick up your ass. Do the Something Awful Forums mods have weekend jobs at Teens-4-Christ? Blammo.
Yikes, you look ghastly, do you have AIDS? No, I'm just a vegetarian.
I like when the titties are flopping out I just do okay.
God is dead. If you want proof just read any post by ImaSaved1.
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Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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