Duh! It's when you ejaculate into a spoon and then drink the semen and then you spit the semen into your partner's anus and then have sex with them. At least that's what my grandparents used to tell me.
I've dated many men who were ugly!
For some reason they censor numbers on this forum. I found out that this person is 84 though.
The highlight of my day.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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