Duh! It's when you ejaculate into a spoon and then drink the semen and then you spit the semen into your partner's anus and then have sex with them. At least that's what my grandparents used to tell me.
I've dated many men who were ugly!
For some reason they censor numbers on this forum. I found out that this person is 84 though.
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Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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