Duh! It's when you ejaculate into a spoon and then drink the semen and then you spit the semen into your partner's anus and then have sex with them. At least that's what my grandparents used to tell me.

Kill yourself.

I've dated many men who were ugly!

For some reason they censor numbers on this forum. I found out that this person is 84 though.

The highlight of my day.

Find out for yourself!

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