Mentioning Something Awful and another website in the same sentence, if that could be called a sentence.
An actual Something Awful forum member.
Random inane off the wall post that's supposed to be irrevrent and funny.
Internet tough guy threats.
Check out this cool website I found.
Help, I can't work my internet.
POST UR SYSTEM GUYZ
Jeff K speak.
Boring e/n post. And isn't that really what the internet is all about?
Special thanks to my FYAD friends aRemissMinotaur, Verm, gohans manhood, kuribo, Anger Monkey, Hot Dog Day #49, Darksider, McMurphy, Karnivore, Jesus Krist, Evil_Penguin_v2, weasel, kliksf, Eggz, Skeeter Green, EvanTH, Dragon, DHarrisburg, KillerTwinkie, Incoherence, solbaid, and avi for contributing to this report.
Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.