Mentioning Something Awful and another website in the same sentence, if that could be called a sentence.

An actual Something Awful forum member.

Random inane off the wall post that's supposed to be irrevrent and funny.

Internet tough guy threats.

Check out this cool website I found.

Help, I can't work my internet.


Jeff K speak.

Boring e/n post. And isn't that really what the internet is all about?

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