Mentioning Something Awful and another website in the same sentence, if that could be called a sentence.
An actual Something Awful forum member.
Random inane off the wall post that's supposed to be irrevrent and funny.
Internet tough guy threats.
Check out this cool website I found.
Help, I can't work my internet.
POST UR SYSTEM GUYZ
Jeff K speak.
Boring e/n post. And isn't that really what the internet is all about?
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Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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