There's a really good television show about jews that comes on every year. Really great stuff. It's called the Oscars.
Japan requires that all pornography containing genitals be censored when it is exported. I think that's it anyway. But really, that little black bar covering the huge tentacle penis raping the retarded school girl isn't really censoring anything.
Yeah, stealing is art in the same way shitting onto a canvas and rubbing yourself in it and maybe making a little shit angel is art.
I don't know what ICP is and I've never heard their music but I'm sure they are horrible.
I don't know about you but it sure looks like she's brewing something in her tub.
It's very easy to get away with murder as long as you plan it. Watch Law and Order a few times to see how they do it.
I'm sucking my own penis right now.
Go back in time and kill your parents.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.