Oh come on. Everybody has raped "Vampire Archimiel's" girlfriend.
"KCJester07" grew up sucking dick for cocaine. Of course, that's just my opinion.
How long until he realizes you can't open photos of American currency in photoshop?
Chop off your testicles so that you may never reproduce again.
Be sure to sit on the edge of a tall bridge when you are watching it.
It's only incest if the balls touch.
The first thing you did wrong was go into Wal Mart. Stop doing that and your life will be a lot easier.
Oh dear. Not one of these guys.
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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