Oh come on. Everybody has raped "Vampire Archimiel's" girlfriend.
"KCJester07" grew up sucking dick for cocaine. Of course, that's just my opinion.
How long until he realizes you can't open photos of American currency in photoshop?
Chop off your testicles so that you may never reproduce again.
Be sure to sit on the edge of a tall bridge when you are watching it.
It's only incest if the balls touch.
The first thing you did wrong was go into Wal Mart. Stop doing that and your life will be a lot easier.
Oh dear. Not one of these guys.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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