Did you ever wonder where people who were too stupid for Something Awful post? Why, ICantLose of course. This is where Something Awful rejects congregate and spout off annoying catchphrases and discuss topics even more inane than those in our own General Bullshit. They still talk like Jeff K for crying out loud. In the following section I will pinpoint exactly what is wrong with these posts and why these people should be carted off to internet concentration camps.
Chapelle Show refference. Chat log.
Vapid e/n post.
Jeff K speak. Post about StarCraft.
That fucking stupid Office Space printer smashing scene reference. Okay, technology fails a lot, we get it.
Jeff K speak.
Homestar Runner avatar.
Picture of some moron who wishes he could live in a Final Fantasy game.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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