If I were a girl I'd learn the banjo.

Poor guy...

She wants you dude.

I'm this fucking close to losing hope in mankind.

And there it goes.

I think our ancestors had something good going when they employed kids at 13-years-old and worked them until they died.

That's all for this week. This is Spokker Jones reporting live and about to take my own life.

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