If I were a girl I'd learn the banjo.
She wants you dude.
I'm this fucking close to losing hope in mankind.
And there it goes.
I think our ancestors had something good going when they employed kids at 13-years-old and worked them until they died.
That's all for this week. This is Spokker Jones reporting live and about to take my own life.
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