Ain't nothin' but a G-thang baby. "Creeper" makes the bitches go crazy.

"Melon Bread" can make such comments because he practices the Jewish faith.

"charred" pulls a duck out of his ass and scores big with whatever this is.

"eloh" has this sig where John Williams is talking really fast or something. I don't know.

"Lord Noodle" has a good credit rating.

"Smoking Dragon" thinks outside the box.

It's the thought that counts, "vrunt".

"Cornbeef" is quite possibly the most talented forum member we have.

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