Every Friday we hold an IK Contest in FYAD. The winner of this contest is made Idiot King for the duration of the week. Usually hopeful contestants must guess a number, or a fruit, or a celebrity that ruined their life with sex and drugs. This week we tried something different. I asked potential IK canidates to draw me a picture of a duck going to work. All programs and styles of drawing were fair game. The only requirement? THE DUCK MUST BE WEARING A HAT.
"Sensurround" starts things off with a bang.
"majcameron" keeps things simple.
"Jew-Jitsu" says, "HEY THIS DUCK CLEANS CARPETS ITS A DAMN GOOD THING HES BRINGING A CAMERA WITH HIM ON EVERY FUCKING CARPET CLEANING JOB TO TAKE PICTURES OF MUNDANE BULLSHIT SO HE CAN TELL THE WORLD OH HOLY FUCK GOOD SIR DUCK I WISH I HAD YOUR LIFE"
I once went on a movie date with "Shizuka". We had a very nice time.
"Jeff W" is one to talk. He's always high on something.
"C-Mart" is late for a very important date. A date with death!
"Grasshopperus" is having some issues with work.
He's terrible at Battlefield 1942 but "Threepwood" can make a fine duck.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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