Every Friday we hold an IK Contest in FYAD. The winner of this contest is made Idiot King for the duration of the week. Usually hopeful contestants must guess a number, or a fruit, or a celebrity that ruined their life with sex and drugs. This week we tried something different. I asked potential IK canidates to draw me a picture of a duck going to work. All programs and styles of drawing were fair game. The only requirement? THE DUCK MUST BE WEARING A HAT.

"Sensurround" starts things off with a bang.

"majcameron" keeps things simple.

"Jew-Jitsu" says, "HEY THIS DUCK CLEANS CARPETS ITS A DAMN GOOD THING HES BRINGING A CAMERA WITH HIM ON EVERY FUCKING CARPET CLEANING JOB TO TAKE PICTURES OF MUNDANE BULLSHIT SO HE CAN TELL THE WORLD OH HOLY FUCK GOOD SIR DUCK I WISH I HAD YOUR LIFE"

I once went on a movie date with "Shizuka". We had a very nice time.

"Jeff W" is one to talk. He's always high on something.

"C-Mart" is late for a very important date. A date with death!

"Grasshopperus" is having some issues with work.

He's terrible at Battlefield 1942 but "Threepwood" can make a fine duck.

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