"IHeartBoobs" loves to make children smile.
"sqshyfish" is in the LOL business.
"Uintathere" is on his way to an important meeting. A meeting with death!
"FreshYaPepper" has a stupid nickname but that doesn't stop him from pursuing his dreams!
"smileh" drew a duck for us.
"BorkTron" drew this sad image.
"Lethargy" barely registered a month ago and he's already on his way to internet stardom!
"I Am Ditka" looks terrible in a speedo.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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