"IHeartBoobs" loves to make children smile.
"sqshyfish" is in the LOL business.
"Uintathere" is on his way to an important meeting. A meeting with death!
"FreshYaPepper" has a stupid nickname but that doesn't stop him from pursuing his dreams!
"smileh" drew a duck for us.
"BorkTron" drew this sad image.
"Lethargy" barely registered a month ago and he's already on his way to internet stardom!
"I Am Ditka" looks terrible in a speedo.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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