"Lloyddy" was arrested for soliciting a prostitute five times in 1997.
"Lili von Shtupp" gives us a piece only a mother could love.
"Sobriquet" whistles while he works. Please shut up.
If you squint and turn your head to the side you can kind of make out "kjh's" duck.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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