"Lloyddy" was arrested for soliciting a prostitute five times in 1997.

"Lili von Shtupp" gives us a piece only a mother could love.

"Sobriquet" whistles while he works. Please shut up.

If you squint and turn your head to the side you can kind of make out "kjh's" duck.

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.