"Lloyddy" was arrested for soliciting a prostitute five times in 1997.

"Lili von Shtupp" gives us a piece only a mother could love.

"Sobriquet" whistles while he works. Please shut up.

If you squint and turn your head to the side you can kind of make out "kjh's" duck.

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