Friends is probably the worst show on television.
Character A falls in love with character B but is also in love with character C and character D has surgery to transform himself into some sort of lobster creature. It's nothing new.
I spent a good five minutes trying to figure out what this meant but then I realized I didn't care.
Yeah, that'll be a huge hit with the ladies.
It sure beats the Flinstones Meet the Jetsons.
Come on, now things are just getting silly.
Ooops, our bad.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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