Friends is probably the worst show on television.
Character A falls in love with character B but is also in love with character C and character D has surgery to transform himself into some sort of lobster creature. It's nothing new.
I spent a good five minutes trying to figure out what this meant but then I realized I didn't care.
Yeah, that'll be a huge hit with the ladies.
It sure beats the Flinstones Meet the Jetsons.
Come on, now things are just getting silly.
Ooops, our bad.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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