People say, "I don't understand Calculus." Nobody says, "I don't understand The Ring."
I often wondered who watched these damn movies. Now I know.
"Miss Karly" is afraid of technology.
Bambi was so sad I killed myself with a shovel.
Haha Great Britain.
I too am deeply concerned with the eyesight of a television show character.
I am much more concerned with what a television show character had for lunch on a paticular day.
Let us know how your movie turns out buddy.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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