Hay guyz I'm SOOOO high rite now lol!!!

Harry Potter dies and becomes the next detective on Law and Order.

I don't like the episodes of Law and Order with Paul Sorvino.

Avril Lavinge is a cocksucking slut.

Kate Hudson is a filthy whore.

why u h8

My review of The Fast and the Furious: GUFF

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