You know those dumb Budwieser commercials that salute the "Real Men of Genious"? Well I salute you Mr. Masturbating-On-The-Train-On-His-Way-To-The-Vatican.
So funny I forgot to laugh!
Well how much coaching do you need to learn how to cyber sex in public places?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF IMAGE DO YOU EXPECT TO HAVE HERE SWEETHEART?!
Yes, because "toothing" would be MUCH better than a steamy love scene featuring two attractive movie stars.
While I can imagine what the kind of men who do this look like. What I can't fathom is what the women who do this look like. I dare not seek out where man fears to tread.
Two million Brits can't be wrong!
Don't have a cow, man.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
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