You know those dumb Budwieser commercials that salute the "Real Men of Genious"? Well I salute you Mr. Masturbating-On-The-Train-On-His-Way-To-The-Vatican.

So funny I forgot to laugh!

Well how much coaching do you need to learn how to cyber sex in public places?


Yes, because "toothing" would be MUCH better than a steamy love scene featuring two attractive movie stars.

While I can imagine what the kind of men who do this look like. What I can't fathom is what the women who do this look like. I dare not seek out where man fears to tread.

Two million Brits can't be wrong!

Don't have a cow, man.

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