Shut up.

Remind me to stay far away from Olympia this Spring.

Read 3767 times.

Read 3767 times.

Read 3767 times.

Haha the mention of the N-Gage makes me burst with laughter.

Ten year olds don't have sex in an airplane bathroom with their cell phones. Or maybe they do. I don't know.

Cleanup at terminal 9. Cleanup at terminal 9 please.

The British dating scene is much different than it is here in America. Over there if a guy likes you he just sticks a dick in your ass and you are chosen.

He is a very lucky guy!

Hey great post I love it.

Oh toothers, you are all talk.

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