Milk has neither of the properties you describe. I would know!


Jimmy Kimmel is always sleeping.


Check out all-new episodes of the Cheetah Girls this Summer only on the Disney Channel!


Why are we making fun of this forum? These people are really helpful.


I have analyzed your situation and have determined that you are in fact pregnant. Thank you for using Internet pregnancy test.


If you don't know, how is the Internet going to know?


Her diseased vagina has spared you. But next time you might not be so lucky...


LEGAL HIGHS DOT COM. MY BIBLE.


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