Milk has neither of the properties you describe. I would know!
Jimmy Kimmel is always sleeping.
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Why are we making fun of this forum? These people are really helpful.
I have analyzed your situation and have determined that you are in fact pregnant. Thank you for using Internet pregnancy test.
If you don't know, how is the Internet going to know?
Her diseased vagina has spared you. But next time you might not be so lucky...
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The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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