It's not only gay but a sick way to live. Way to go, pal.

The killer distracted the police with pure Columbian coffee, brown gold as we call it in the old country.

I hope English isn't these people's first language. If it is then... there is no God.

How to enjoy sex? Well first you need a hoe to enjoy sex.

Welcome to Earf.

You think incest is great? Well, so does GBS apparently. Incest for everyone!

In fact, incest saved my marriage!

Sorry but off topic threads are not allowed in the abortion forum. Unfortunately we're going to have to abort both of you.

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