Guro drawings are supposedly ones with cut up people and bleeding and death, so loli-guro would mean exactly what you wish it didn't. To use something like that as a wallpaper would have to take a special kind of mental disorder. Probably one that hasn't even been invented yet.

"Koinasake" is the guy that through some miracle escaped frequent ass-kickings in high school and went on to become "that really, really creepy dude" in college.

I think I'm running out of things to say. There are only so many ways to be completely disgusted before my brain stops trying to comprehend what's going on.

"Hiiiii, welcome to my house! Can I offer you some coffee, water, tea? Maybe this drawing of a naked 4-year-old being dismembered? Take it, TAKE IT!"

Ho ho ho, you little scamp. Your day will come, and your reward will be a lovely new sign for the front yard!

Oh goodie, that email address will look great on my resume!

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