Pile on, boys! We can't wear the novelty out fast enough!
This 1989 Honda Civic with no paint that some brainiac just left at the side of the road like a SUCKER is about 20,000x better than buying a new car. We're talkin' hobo logic.
Some folks have to really try to achieve this level of horrible nerdiness. To others it comes naturally.
What a lovely week this is going to be.
I AM SO VERY RICH EVERYBODY
If I were a time-travelling warrior with a leather suit sent back on a mission to this time period I would be pissed off for a variety of reasons. I'd probably be genetically engineered to be angry all the time so there's no getting around that, but the real bummer would be having to share air with "webster_basic." That, and all the fat chicks.
When they said in that movie Wargames, "The only way to win is not to play," that was not in regard to girls.
Over the last few weeks an outnumbered but brave group of men calmly used facts and logic to conclusively prove that women are ruining video games with their lustful object bodies. But there are other threats to everything gamers hold dear.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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