Pile on, boys! We can't wear the novelty out fast enough!
This 1989 Honda Civic with no paint that some brainiac just left at the side of the road like a SUCKER is about 20,000x better than buying a new car. We're talkin' hobo logic.
Some folks have to really try to achieve this level of horrible nerdiness. To others it comes naturally.
What a lovely week this is going to be.
I AM SO VERY RICH EVERYBODY
If I were a time-travelling warrior with a leather suit sent back on a mission to this time period I would be pissed off for a variety of reasons. I'd probably be genetically engineered to be angry all the time so there's no getting around that, but the real bummer would be having to share air with "webster_basic." That, and all the fat chicks.
When they said in that movie Wargames, "The only way to win is not to play," that was not in regard to girls.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.