Finally the truth is out!

Thank you for the lovely editorial "samstar".

This may or may not have something to do with video games. I don't know.

It seems "LanceArmstrong" posted under the wrong account this time.

Uh...

I had a dream that my mom put potato salad in my cancer pudding.

"tarheelkid00" takes some time out from video games to bust some "phat" rhymes.

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