With almost 800 posts on a Gamespy forum and playing games eight hours a day, yes, you are that fucking nerdy. Excellent use of HTML there, champ!

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Nice knowin' ya!

The internet mourns the loss of this once great great Half Life player who just could not take the injustice of crappy content delivery software.

Yeah, it's not like texture maps and sound effects take up any hard drive space.

Remember what we learned about "vore" last week?

The eMachines corporation has done a great job of selling computers to complete idiots.

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