He must be a hit with the ladies.

This guy is so fucking cool. I wonder what it would be like to be this cool.

I have no comment.

Does he actually take the brakes off his car or just not use them?

He's lying!

I sometimes wonder if these people are for real. I sincerely hope not.

Sometimes the idiocy of the internet seeps into our own forums. We dispose of them very quickly.

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