There are so many things wrong with this post.
"Drewford T. Justice" is as helpful as ever.
This is why your fucking systems overheat, people!
Stop the internet! I want to get off!
I heard EverQuest accounts go for a lot of AMERICAN DOLLARS.
And finally, imagine you are a member of some internet forum, and you see this guy's sig in every fucking thread he posts in.
As you can see video games have turned our children into huge fucking morons. There is still hope. Write to the video game companies and urge them to stop making games, for humanity's sake. For Weekend Web, this is Spokker Jones reporting.
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When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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