Oh I will!

Much like the Kennedy assasination we will look back and ask, "Where were you the day the Half Life 2 source code was stolen?"

Xbox more like $box right? Right??? You know, because Microsoft makes it???

I don't know why this is funny.

A technique that is designed to make images look smoother does not in fact make images look more smooth at all! What the fuck was I thinking all these years?

Nobody knows where John Romero went. Some say he is living at the center of the Earth programming games and powering the world's geothermal underbelly with the heat generated by his massive ego.

Not only do insane people get hooked on MMRPGs, they plan on it.

Another winner.

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