Does it even matter anymore?

People like Barry are what make life worth living.

So... did you guys watch the Super Bowl? Wasn't that something?

"The patient seems to have CUT HIS OWN DAMN DICK OFF but he seems fine in the head, so just let him go." Yeah, that's happening.

The puzzled Mr. T picture makes this one for me.

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