Let's all just inject a bunch of household chemicals into our sex organs.

What the FUCK, Jeff?

This is just like Superman wanting someone to give him a kryptonite enema.

Yeah, don't be dumb. If you have a question about stabbing your balls, try the search function. Jesus Christ, some people are really dense!

I'm going to go out to my garage and try to get started on a time machine so I can go back to yesterday and tell myself not to read this story.

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