HELLLLL YEAH HOMIE

Chef Boyardee turns another innocent to the dark side.

"kevin" frequently copies things off of those generic diversity posters they have up in the library.

Voted "gay" because no straight guy would type this much about thinking he was gay.

He's more machine than man now. Wait, did I say machine? I meant weirdo.

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