I've got so much to live for. Please don't shoot!
That's it! We here at the Something Awful Forums don't take too kindly to threats and images of firearms! It was time to fight back.
"Ozma" was the first to step up.
"Bum the Sad" has the SNES Advantage.
"manboy" sacrifices the last bite.
After "Ehud" is done fucking you up you'll smell springtime fresh.
"Von Manstink" is small but packs quite a wallop.
"Trypa" declares, "It's on!"
"Luxmore's" cat doesn't take no shit.
Finally, "Walnut Crunch" reveals the source of FrankTheSpank's powers.
This is just a lesson to anyone who wants to mess with the Something Awful Forums. We are armed and ready to take out anyone who fucks with us. We are the baddest mother fuckers on the entire internet!
Special thanks to my FYAD friends Qwil man, vrunt, Hate Sandwhich, Spacebound, Melonopolis, Shut, Grim, Lowtax, Bivens, Temporal Paradox, Shii, Ah Pook, Mighty Stalker, Captain Winky, Jaded Samurai, djskatebird, Zanno, bbchops, Smacko, and Beecock for contributing to this report.
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Be on the lookout for these armed and dangerous oldsters.
Instead of complaining about the cold, ask yourself where Spring has been all this time.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
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